Cumpelstiltskin

Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.

you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum

like Cumpelstiltskin?

Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.

by Chief BT March 12, 2010

Cumpig

Someone, generally a male, preoccupied with an insatiable desire to consume large amounts of semen.

I consider myself straight but I'm a closet cumpig and can't get enough stringy ropey ejaculate down my throat to fill my overwhelming craving.

by Kun T. March 21, 2022

Yummy cummy in my tummy

When someone releases their cummy into your mouth and you say it tastes yummy as it enters into your tummy.

"Oh yes, please i want that yummy cummy in my tummy!"

by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

tune and cumby

tuna and cucumber sandwiches on white bread.

OMG CHELSEA WHY DONT YOU EAT SOMETHING OTEHR THAN TUNE AND CUMBY?

BUT I HEART IT!

by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

Cumpiss

When you piss after busting a nut.

"Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".

"Cause it's cumpiss"

"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"

by Side boobs November 23, 2016

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

Cump

Colloquially known as the "one pump dump". To cum after only one pump

Dasha was so tight and wet, I could not help but cump. She was not impressed.

by The Stinge February 7, 2015