cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017

Crushing the Pyramid

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.

Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

by William Rentes September 3, 2018

box cruising

The act of cruising around your locality in a car, looking for cardboard boxes disposed of by local businesses. Typically for the purpose of moving.

I want to pack my stuff up, but I have to go box cruising before I have anything to put it in.

by dirtforsirman May 10, 2010

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013

Miley Cyrusing

The act of a really white girl twerking retardly.

White girls these days are always miley cyrusing.

by SailorStar64 November 25, 2014

cooler cruising

When a group of under aged civilians don't have alcohol and don't have a way to get booze, so they go searching through random peoples coolers to find the "Liquid Gold".

Aye bro! Let's go do some clownery and go cooler cruising to get drunk.

by Raging Rhombus March 30, 2016