Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017

soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?

Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice

by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011

Fun crusher

Alex Ballingall

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*

by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014

full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.

I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.

by RRRR July 23, 2007