Betty Crocker

The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.

Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"

by HiRihanna October 18, 2011

betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 28, 2009

cockerel

a large amount defined as a single quantity or number; an unmeasured quantity that is estimated to be vast in volume;

I drank a cockerel of booze last night; I'll need a cockerel of wool to knit a jumper that size!; I've a cockerel of junk in my garage

by british&barmy October 2, 2010

betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.

I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

Crocked

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

by B420 April 18, 2006

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006