Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.

This critter lives here rent free!

by Apt20 September 4, 2020

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 22, 2022

Critter

A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.

Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!

by ErinGoo January 25, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024