Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.
I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.
by doctorSq1 January 02, 2011
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 07, 2010
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crispy critter

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village
by william westmoreland October 25, 2023
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Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.
by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022
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Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.
The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.
by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018
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stinky critter

ex and fat
ex and fat r stinky critters
by dirtext March 01, 2023
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