chitas

A hairy creature that thinks highly of herself. She smells werid on Saturdays.

Ugly Chitas

by 123134153648475382929 March 16, 2019

Citations

References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.

Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2022

clitails

Cuz no more cocktails.

I love sitting on the sundeck sipping on clitails with Jamz

by Brainspin March 24, 2023

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022