The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
Get the Burger & Criesmug. My name is Cris without an “h”.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Crismug. by Cris moetu November 21, 2021
Get the Crismug. Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.
Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
by Yabiiiiiiitch September 21, 2021
Get the Crismug. by c12341231 August 29, 2024
Get the Crismug. Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.
Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022
Get the Crismug. Tall Dark and Handsome.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.
by h4duoken January 22, 2022
Get the Cris Junemug.