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Crafting retardo

Man, sam really is a crafting retardo
by aditta October 9, 2023
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Crasting

John: "Hey bro did you start that assignment that's due tomorrow?"
Henry: "Nah man I been crasting. I had a whole month to do it too."
by JordanJJoestar December 10, 2023
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cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters
A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 7, 2024
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crenting

Crenting is the act of munting an individual whilst they are still alive
I had to crent my little sister to meet my monthly munting quotas, but it’s okay cause I love crenting
by Hefster March 18, 2024
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crenting

The act of shoving a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste up your urethra for sexual pleasure
Me and my buddy love crenting together it feels soooo good
by Hefster March 18, 2024
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Crenting

The act of inserting a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste inside your urethra for sexual pleasure
Thomas loves crenting so much, his cum tastes like mint!
by Hefster March 19, 2024
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Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
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