cramper

a cramper is someone who just basicly sucks to be around and at the same time ignorantly thinks they are so cool to hang out with, no one ever knows how they got there or who invited them but no one ever tells them strait up to hit the road

is the cramper over there?
yeah
fuck it. call me later..

by deadcat June 10, 2003

crampathy

For a woman, the empathy she feels with another woman who is experiencing the symptoms that coincide with "that time of the month".

Carol, you know Julie is flowing. Don't be so hard on her. Show some crampathy, please.

by Betty Wont March 15, 2007

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.

He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.

by mcveym February 10, 2009

Campstipation

Fear of using public ablution facilities at a camp ground.

After three days of camping, he was suffering from sever campstipation and had to be rushed to a clean bathroom.

by mikesaidwhat March 7, 2013

crapps

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.

- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.

by robocoder-db April 19, 2015

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019