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crapple

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.
by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015
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cremple

The dyslexic mispronunciation of the word creampie which can either be a popular dessert or a niche sexual act.
Please sir, can I have some more, cremple?
by Ralph O'Connor October 7, 2015
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Crumpled

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018
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court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
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Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.
Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!
by Ainrana December 19, 2011
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crapple

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)
(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"
by crapplecrapple April 13, 2009
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Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.
"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008
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