calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

crawlingflour

Just couldn’t find that captain.

Crawlingflour: cap?
9gaggers: *upvote

by CheeseLover84 January 20, 2020

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy

by Primaries101 November 18, 2022

cunt cradling

(V) The female version of tea-bagging.

The one performing the act is the cradler.

The one receiving is the cradlee.

Is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.

Person 1: "So that crazy chick from the party last night was totally cunt cradling me."

Person 2: "Lucky."

Person 1: "Ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven."

by luceypants December 31, 2012

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021