Tommy Lee is dutch cousins with Scott Baio. (Because they have both had sex with Pamela Anderson at one point in their lives).
by skibonics December 24, 2007

To smash heaps of meth over a three day weekend after a professional game of Aussie Rules Football...
by jadedCunt December 24, 2008

A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball
by The bitch came back February 5, 2015

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins
"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"
"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"
by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
by xzybit January 14, 2005

by MiKeHaWk1o1 October 31, 2010

A term used to describe two men who have received oral sex from the same woman.
If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."
If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."
"Hey man, I heard you got a hummer from that bitch Tracy. Me too! Indian Cousins!"
"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."
“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"
"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."
“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"
by Assault Rifle December 2, 2011
