Counter Creeper

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.

Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 5, 2018

Counter-Ratiology

The belief in refuting others ratio and ratioing them.

"Gandhi had counter ratio'D Lord Irwin and won India's independence"
This is a prime example of counter-ratiology

by Gandhilover445 November 15, 2021

counter cucked

When you cheat on your girlfriend and then you find out that your girlfriend was getting gangbanged every other day by 7 brollic black dudes.

Damn, I just got counter cucked by this girl Shaniqua. Life sucks.

by tackis August 28, 2017

Counter-Strike

The best Tactical Shooter FPS Series of all time. It has the perfect blend of skill, aim, twitch movements, patience, teamwork and strategy.

Glorious Gamer Guy #1: Do you play the best Tactical Shooter FPS?
Glorious Gamer Guy #2: You mean Counter-Strike? Yeah.

by clarissajohnson94 June 11, 2014

Counter-Strike

A game which openly promoted terrorism for decades. Nobody got real terms for this in the USA.

CIA and FBI must be really happy about this.

Counter-Strike championships must be called terrorism promos.

by Barkingdog October 5, 2023

counter-mad

When someone gets upset with you for getting upset at them.

After much thought, I let him know I was upset, and he just got counter-mad at me and put the phone down.

by momonerd May 14, 2020

Yellin counter

Usually in an apartment, the counter top for the kitchen that acts as a separation barrier for the living room and kitchen and can be yelled over.

Jim slapped both his hands on the yellin counter and said, “HEY, STOP FUCKIN AROUND IN THERE IM TRYIN TO MAKE TWICE BAKED TATERS IN HERE”

by D8ve November 10, 2019