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by MICHALEONDL November 26, 2021

Bizzaro Cassanova

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.

That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.

by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013

Cassanangle

A Cassanangle is one who is inept in sealing the deal. Or in other words he is the guy who is about to have sex with a certain girl but fails because of some strange/cheesy comment said.

Person # 1: "I told her I should have never broken up with her last year and that her eyes reflected her soul back at me."

Person # 2: "Smooth one Cassanangle, you closed the deal finely."

by Moseph August 16, 2006

Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 23, 2022

Cassandra

The name derives from Greek Heritage. The name Cassandra has 2 meanings, one of unbelieveable truth or Deciever of men.

Cassandra was a beautiful Greek Prophetess who Zeus fell in love with. She did not love him. Zeus then cast a spell on whomever she foretold fate too. People did not believe her although she spoke truth due to the spell Zeus had cast. Therefore the doublesided name was coined.

Listen to WTF Cassandra says, she knows what she's talking about. She's no 2bagger.

by Cassandra R September 6, 2006

Cassara

An amazing person who will make your day brighter. Even with her high-pitched voice, she will never be annoying. She is smart and funny. She is usually very shy when it comes to adults, but when it's just you and her she will definitely say what is on her mind. (CATS) She will have a boyfriend who's name starts with a N and ends with a N. She will eat her chips with chopsticks and be ticklish almost everywhere. Her socks will be better than yours and she is a fast runner. And even though she will do stupid things that will embarrass the heck out of you, you'll always stay by her side. I couldn't ask for a better friend. Btw, don't even freaking try, you freaking piece of heaven!! <3 <3 <3

Man, we come up with the best inside jokes, me and Cassara.

by Yup_itz_bubbly-me_521 April 5, 2017

Cassandra

Is typically a dope ass female that will put a MF in line if need be..
She is down AF and stands by who she loves and what she believes in..
Cassandras ALWAYS have to have the last word and don't waste ur time trying to convince anything other than what she knows, or thinks she knows well because u won't win, sorry..
Cassandras sometimes don't know their own strength emotionally or physically and just need a little extra love and attention, reassurance I guess u can say.
She isn't overly confident and doesnt handle compliments well, but knows she packs a killer right hook, so watch ur self!
Cassandras are not afraid to stand alone and fight no matter what she is up against but she is afraid of being alone, aren't we all!
A sense of humor is a must when it comes to Cassandra, u cant be no soft ass Mf because she is one sarcastic bitch, u just gotta grab ur balls, clear ur throat and be a fucking man to handle her.
Preferably a man with a beard, named Julian!
All in all Cassandras love hard and just want to be loved the same...

Oh Cassandra!

by Ilovemybigredbeardedbeast December 12, 2019