everytime saif uppal talks to a girl, they cut their hair and look like a dude because saif likes dudes (like a lot)
by saifuppaldestroyer December 22, 2022
Get the pelo corto mug.A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.
I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
Get the full frontal cortex mug.A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009
Get the Cortez mug.A being seemingly close to being Godlike with many of its features notably its reproductive organs in which tend to be the very same as God's himself.
Alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
It tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing sex.
For reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
Alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
It tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing sex.
For reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
Person 1: "Have you ever felt such a Godlike presence"
Person 2: "I feel that too, But what living thing could have such a thing?"
Person 1:" It has to be a Cortlend, Although i always thought that was a myth"
Person 2: "I feel that too, But what living thing could have such a thing?"
Person 1:" It has to be a Cortlend, Although i always thought that was a myth"
by PeppermintSloth December 12, 2010
Get the Cortlend mug.A girl who is usually inspiring. She is strong willed. Sometimes feisty. An honorable girl. Sometimes may be classified by the saying; "Bossy from head to toe.. freaky but never a hoe...She plays the game like monopoly but she dares a bitch to land on her property."
by Mr. Anonymous2058 November 11, 2011
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