2 definitions by pixieishsallie
A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"
Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 20, 2009
When two or more parties get pissed off at one another and decide to start blowing shit up. Parties in question are usually insane assholes who don't give a shit about the well-being of others and think it's perfectly okay to bomb innocent people and ruin the lives of others. Basically, a large-scale temper-tantrum.
Insane Asshole 1 -- Waaaaahhhhh, you took my land!
Insane Asshole 2 -- Waaaahhhh, you took MY land!
Me -- Can't you fuckers learn to share?
Insane Assholes 1 & 2 -- NO!!!! (Proceed to start blowing shit up for no good reason)
Me -- (Running for cover) Stupid fucking war!
Insane Asshole 2 -- Waaaahhhh, you took MY land!
Me -- Can't you fuckers learn to share?
Insane Assholes 1 & 2 -- NO!!!! (Proceed to start blowing shit up for no good reason)
Me -- (Running for cover) Stupid fucking war!
by pixieishsallie April 30, 2009