corporate

Someone who was once considered 'fun' before they entered the working world, but who is now 'boring'. Most often found when people leave university for an office job, shedding their enjoyable social skin, and donning a far less interesting one. These people obtain the 'corporate' prefix infront of their name.

Max used to "do what he wanted", but now, 'Corporate Max' is in bed by 9 and has no time for his boys nor shenanigans.

by Aramil November 19, 2016

corporate jackal

A man, or woman, who ruthlessly hijacks or liberates an idea from a well-heeled, intelligent veteran professional. Jackals will liberate ideas moments after you have announced the idea, and somehow spin it to make it look like it was their's.

Mike: I think we should take information a few times a week and have people present their findings at our daily meeting.

Jim: Or, what we could do is at our daily meeting, have people present findings on information pertinent to our business.

Mike: Don't be such a fucking corporate jackal

Jim: Bye now.

by da ali g August 2, 2006

corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

Corporate Wank-Wank

The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.

"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"

by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009

Cobcorning

To masturbate with poop in your hand.

Always be sure to disinfect after cobcorning.

by Bad_Mojo December 27, 2009

corporate foraging

Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.

“Hey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week”

by Zafu Quazar February 4, 2015