ap comp lit

where you get wasted by strange groups such as the "blue oster cult"

famous for ruining GPAs

student i'm going to take ap comp lit
me dude you're going to wasted by the oster man

by J is for the JESUS January 8, 2010

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

comp

Short for computer. Can be a laptop or desk top.

Damn, my comp is screwed.

by Mel February 25, 2003

Coompium

Similar to copium, coompium is when a coomer is coping really hard

guy 1: Dude trust me, cooming is good for you!
guy 2: Inhale the coompium lmao.

by Lightning_speed April 24, 2021

Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 22, 2007

Chompion

Champion Chomper - the guy in the office who eats lunch like it's a contact sport. He wants you to know how much he's liking the celery, nuts, gravel, whatever he happens to be devouring at the time.

Geezus, man, that Ford sure likes to lay into his bag of celery. He is truly a Chompion amongst men. I think Don is going to have to put earplugs in shortly. The Megaphone is killing him.

by Larry Stunky June 12, 2008