Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021

constarea

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

by cahrin September 16, 2007

Constantino

Always happy but loves some gossip known as a big liar but knows how to get girls in any kind of way

Ey Constantino what's todays lie?

by Lewis Hamshire August 20, 2018

Constantin

An entity known as Constantin is a ghost that likes to haunt people and press alt + f4 on your keyboard.

Constantin just pressed alt + f4 on my keyboard.

by Engineeringsince2023 December 1, 2022

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.

John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."

by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006

constafartated

When you have to fart but cant; bloated

I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.

by Zafi January 19, 2014