[visible confusion]

(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.

Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion

by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021

cokus

n. synonymous with Coca-Cola, often with ambiguous sexual connotations

Baby you sip dat cokus!
(said by large black females)

by One Man November 29, 2005

confusalufacated

confused, frustrating, and being retarded all that the same time. Or the other meaning is when the girl is exhausted of jocking the cock that doesn't spluge when he is geting pleasured.

Anthony was getting a hand job and did not spluge within twenty minutes of getting his cock jerked so his girl friend just gave up then she was just confusalufacated when she finished. Or you just turned sixteen and your parents said the would buy u a car but then when they want to the car dealer they bought them self a car not you. And you questioned them and got in an arguement and they grounded you for a week, now your just confusalufacated.

by butch2310 July 16, 2010

Confused Scope

A person who confused scopes will use a sniper rifle, but instead of aiming down the scope, or quick scoping, like sniper riffles were made for, they aim down the sights while rapidly moving the left anolog stick every-which-way, resulting in either a one hit kill or a hitmarker, despite the fact a majority of the time the cross hairs miss the target. Then when somebody uses a sniper riffle for what it was meant for and look down the scope or quickscope, the people who confused scope yell at the player who looked down the scope or quick-scoped and scream "I WAS GOING FOR A CONFUSED SCOPE". Confused scopes are a good way to make your friends angry, right after they yell "Make it a nice killcam!".

Demetre- "Make it nice"

Everyone-"Yes"

*FINAL KILL*

Demetre-"JACOB!"

Jacob-"It was a confused scope!"

Everyone-"Oh that's okay then."

by poppa dad March 11, 2011

Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.

Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed

by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

Inflection confusion

When you mistakenly use the wrong inflection at the end of a sentence, resulting in confusion from both the listening and speaking parties

Guy 1: man that cheeseburger was tasty as hell??

Guy 2: wtf did you just say dude

Guy 1: sorry man serious case of inflection confusion

by bones4436 June 13, 2009

So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018