rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity

kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there

by hovainsane123 December 25, 2008

congressive

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.

If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".

by ltetolcl October 10, 2013

First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

antonym of progress

nah theyr good ppl :)

by hctz October 22, 2003

congress

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black

session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"

by william l. August 30, 2006

Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 12, 2005