Condor

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.

"That girl is really hot"

"Dude, that's a total Condor"

by DonkeyJote September 7, 2013

Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!

The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.

by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008

contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p

MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.

by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009

conartist

See gangsta,Thuggin, OR toss my salad. The opposite of pwn. He gives out <33, so much love.

ConArTisT gave <33's to Sgt.Pepper

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.

Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.

by reliable_larry December 14, 2010

Michael Condrey

He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.

I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey

by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018