birth control

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

Cock Control

Controlling a man's overall behavior (as in Domination/submission) by controlling his masturbation and orgasms.

Want a well behaved, attentive man? Learn cock control...once you've got that down, he'll do anything you want him to...without being asked!

by allydeniesyou February 20, 2009

peace control

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.

“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”

by peace control cam December 19, 2020

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007

Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer

Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"

by Cushuito January 22, 2010

population control

birth control, condoms, whatev to stop the babies from commin'

my bf and i use population control to keep our parents happy

by thekthytharah November 7, 2007

PUSSY CONTROL

When a woman has the sexual control. She resists the advances of men unless it is to her advantage.

"Boy you better act like you understand when you roll with Pussy Control"....
"You need a mother fucker that respects your name, now say it, Pussy Control"

by screaminpeachez May 20, 2005