convenience store friend

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.

You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.

by punk8punk November 12, 2014

convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.

How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!

by mtthlm January 15, 2016

Chivered

The state of being transported to a different world through substances, getting 'lit', or unbelievably fucked up. An alternative to munted, cooked and off-tap.

Oi boys, want to get chivered tonight? I don't want to get any type of fucked up, I want to get chivered.

by She'll Be Right September 23, 2016

convent of mercy academy “alpha”

home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.

shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”

shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.

by benzpunani January 1, 2023

palm civet

A catlike critter that lives in Indonesia. The only reason anyone has ever heard of the damned things is that they eat coffee beans then shit them out. The shit-beans are used to make Kopi Lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a shit eating moron would touch.

You mean they make coffee out of palm civet shit? What the fuck?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

pussy convention

A gathering of people, the overwhelming majority of whom are female. Opposite of a sausage fest.

That Justin Bieber concert was such a pussy convention.

by xortron August 22, 2011

claudette colven

The FIRST BLACK WOMAN to be told to move to the back of the bus 9 MONTHS before Rosa Parks. The NAACP did not use her as a symbol of black history because she was 15 and pregnant.

"Rosa Parks is so brave for being the first woman to move to the back of the bus!"
"Rosa was not the first one to move it was Claudette Colven."

by Snichols11 September 9, 2015