cucumber style

When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.

Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.

by teenagewanker January 20, 2008

cocktoberfest

When two single girls move in together at the end of September and decide to get all the cock in October.

Damn, this month is sooooo going to be cocktoberfest. WE NEED ALL OF THE COCKS!

by jnco28 September 14, 2013

Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

Cool as a cucumber

Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.

John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.

by Uc0n March 15, 2019

Cucumber Sandwich

Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.

"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."

by Kitterbang February 17, 2010

Raw Cucumber

A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.

"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"

by The Iterus August 12, 2009

Mexican Cucumber

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.

Mac: What did you do today?

PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!

Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011