coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

Coconut Crab Syndrome

When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering

The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon

by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021

coconut

Some one from the Pacific Island region, a Pacific Islander.

Nathan is a big coconut.

by Bally March 30, 2005

Coconut

anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage

Christina Aguilera is the quintessential coconut

by Fernando December 28, 2005

COCONUT HEADASS

JUNGCOCONUT HEAD ASSSSSSS the korean boy hair cut.

-but the look hecka hot so i ain't complaining!

-aye yo look at this coconut headass!

by madamcoconut* October 7, 2019

Coconut

An Indian person who behaves as a white person.
Hairy and brown skin and white man minded.

oh, are you kidding me? Shreva cannot eat spicy curry!!!!

MAAAN he is a coconut!!

by DEgreCHI October 21, 2011

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017