White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

cockinyawn

While a person is in the act of yawning, you vigorusly move your arm in a jacking off motion into their mouth, as if your giving a cumshot. Also remember the word Joffing.

Chris- "Dude you better not yawn! or im going to cockinyawn the shit out of you!"

James- "Dude, that would fucking own me"

Greg Cole- "Greg Cole Here!!!!"

by Ronald P. Bund December 19, 2009

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

by Zarl June 23, 2009

E-Cucking

Having online sex with someone while in a relationship, knowing your partner knows of your/their escapades.

I love E-cucking my boyfriend.

He knows about all the men I get with online.

by HarlieHero November 5, 2017

Robe Cockin'

The act of wearing nothing but a short bathrobe on the windiest day of the year outside, tied with a loose knot, showing just the tip.

"Hey hon, Look at our neighbor Jimmy, he's robe cockin' and this time he's not alone"

by dickandjimmy February 12, 2020

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007