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cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.
person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.
by carsales May 14, 2010
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cock knocker

any person who, if approached by a male unit, knocks the cock, in a way of personal pleasure.

introspectively: knocks the cock is to suck a penis using multiple pleasuring tools such as the saliva, and tongue. fingers optional
by tommy knockers June 11, 2002
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cock knocker

some one who likes to knock cocks!
ie wankin a male off
by tompicard May 13, 2003
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cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.
Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.
he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.
by robin allen October 22, 2003
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Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.
Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!
by Vondervoff August 18, 2008
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cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.
I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.
by Pottsy November 17, 2004
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