The Clock System

The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common

(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.

by The CLOCK Master Baitor October 18, 2009

Nice clock

A family friendly version to say "Nice cock"

What a splendidly nice clock you have

by Meatlugdragob February 22, 2022

Clock gobbler

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half

If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel

by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017

crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

Round The Clock

All the time...24-7.

Poor old Max was working 'round the clock' on his new project.
That guy has 'round the clock' protection by armed bodyguards.
Bilches were being smoked at the Spruce 'round the clock'.

by Diego November 25, 2003

Clock Crew

A group of Macromedia Flash artists and programmers sprung from the intentionally bad work of strawberry clock, whose blatantly bad movies on Newgrounds caused some viewers to resent him, and some viewers to somewhat ironically love him. The latter group of viewers became the Clock Crew. While their root was in producing more trashy, dumb Flash movies for the sake of pissing people off, the Clock Crew has evolved into a talented group of artists capable of excellent, humorous flash--although some of it continues to put out intentional crap. Although the Clock Crew recognizes StrawberryClock as its leader, he is, in fact, somewhat detached and rather oblivious to the group that he formed.

"Oh, God, not another Clock Crew Flash. BLAM!"
"Dude, did you even watch the movie? It's hilarious!"
"No, all Clock Flash is fricking retarded."
"Dude!"

by VCRClock September 24, 2005

clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.

"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"

by ILDandG February 24, 2012