claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

by Sir Ryan December 2, 2006

santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.

Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.

by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006

claus

verb to hit another man in the genitals

pronunciation rhymes with house

Tom: Dude!!!! you totally got claused

by heythatsmybike September 10, 2006

Clausen

the act of doing something stupid/irresponsible/morally wrong, while drunk

"Man, Carl sure pulled a Clausen last night by fucking that fat bitch!"

by ChristHimself August 6, 2007