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Clam Shaker

Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.
John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!
by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013
mugGet the Clam Shakermug.

bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy
Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.
by 6piece December 19, 2007
mugGet the bearded clammug.

clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.
"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
mugGet the clam dodgermug.

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
by PirateHooker October 15, 2007
mugGet the Bearded Clammug.

Throwing Clam

"me and my girls throwin clam" is to "me and my crew layin pipe" as bread is to loaf.

Me and Shelley gonna go down to da clubs and throw some clam."

Shelley is throwing clam.
by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat November 30, 2011
mugGet the Throwing Clammug.

clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating
Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
by royloyd January 22, 2014
mugGet the clam goutmug.

Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.
The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!
by Not That Khed April 20, 2011
mugGet the Clam Bankingmug.

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