chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffin

a super hairy chest. A chest muffin.

Brandon has a magnificent chuffin!

by Uhhhh, don't have one August 11, 2012

chuffins

Chuffins are gifts you give to people you don't like, sort of like death cookies and poison-berry muffins.

UserNameWithNumbers2517: ur such a fag man go eat some chuffins
ChUfFiNeAtEr: ThAnKs DuDe!111111

by *insertnamehere* March 5, 2007

Chuffing

The act of using your teeth to remove a partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

"Yeah bro she was SO hot, but SO hairy! You know i had to Chuff it!."
"Sick bro! I love Chuffing"

by ChuffingMad September 2, 2023

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 10, 2023

Vom-Chuffing

The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.

partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing

"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009

Chucklingual

To know every language in the world, like the Tampa Bay Lightning, be exceptional at America's Army and any other war game, and be good at life in general.

Chuck, Pappa Burgandy, and I are all chucklingual

by Benyamen July 26, 2008