Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

choke hut

An establishment featuring private booths with adult video footage in which people gratify themselves.

It's amazing that with the prevalence of internet porn, people still pay money to get off in that choke hut.

by sweet meat dd March 28, 2010

choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

choking victim

An awesome Hardcore punk ska band from new York.

Choking Victim is the best

by Larry May 16, 2003

gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

saga choke

heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved

Steve: "How about that Iraq post-war strategy?"

Collin: "Saga choke!"

by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 2, 2010

choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018