chubby chimp claws 

the hands of obese, hirsute homosexuals... a.k.a. bears.

Hey David, keep your chubby chimp claws off me.

chubby chimp claws by meatgeorgejetson December 21, 2010

Snow Chimp 

1. (n) A derogatory term made popular by primarily African-American Internet users in relation to Caucasian, European or otherwise white users. Often used in response to more common racial slurs in flame wars.

Snow chimps live in caves like Neanderthals and love to rape their cousins.

Snow Chimp by Gate of Gamers August 7, 2017

Welfare Chimp 

A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.

P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?

P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.

Welfare Chimp by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018

Baby Chimp Shit 

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

Baby Chimp Shit by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

President Chimp 

A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.

All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?

President Chimp by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

lil chimp 

Lil Chimp (sometimes spelled ''L'I'l'' Chimp), is an up-and-coming rapper from the suburbs of West Atlanta. From within his gated community, he raps about the hardness of the 'burbs (as he calls them), and the millions of years of oppression that he and his people have suffered. His first CD, titled "3volving the rap genre" was released in 2006.

"Man, that Lil Chimp has had such a hard life. Let's buy his new CD so that he will be happy."

lil chimp by Lil Chimp's #1 fan April 7, 2008

lotion chimp 

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

lotion chimp by FitofPeak May 26, 2010