Madden Catch

In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.

Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown

by mincy laroux June 1, 2009

Catch of the Day

The "Catch of the Day" is a two step process.

Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.

Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.

DannyB in the pool at 4 Wild Cherry Lane: Hey Susie, come here check this out in the pool . . .

Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.

DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!

Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!

DannyB: What? What I do?

by DannyBonco March 23, 2007

the deadliest catch

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".

Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

Catch Fade

To beat up, or fight, a promise to put hands on somebody,to hurt physicaly

That nigga owes me money he is gonna have to catch fade.

by Sudds June 5, 2008

Deadliest Catch

1. Deadliest Catch: The title of a Discovery Channel reality series about guys who catch crabs. Narrated by Mike Rowe.

2. Deadliest Catch with Tila Tequila: The possible title of a new MTV reality series about guys who catch crabs. (lol, thank you Jimmy Fallon!)

I love Deadliest Catch! Only on Discovery though, just thinking of the MTV version makes me itch...

by The TrUth will find you out March 5, 2010

catch 22

quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws

a catch 22:

what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?

if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist

by CSS December 28, 2005

catching a case

When you are interested in someone who is much younger than you; very much illegal

boy 1 (senior in highschool) : damn you're cute, can i get your snap?
girl 1: sure!
boy 1: so you like a junior....like 16?
girl 1: No! haha I'm 14, a freshman
boy 1: that's catching a case, sorry lemme know when you're 16

by lolswagmaster2014 May 31, 2018