Cannedberry Juice

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.

Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

Caned It

A common congratulatory statement amongst cool Doctors. It is the zenith of synonyms for "smashed it", "well done", "congrats".

On social events, this statement can be amended slightly to get down with the "young" dyslexic crowd by adding the word "you did" before "caned it

Patient - Doc, I beat that serious bout of Flu.
Doctor - you caned it !

Young member - O dude, I completed my dissertation and handed it in.
Doctor - you did caned it mate !

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

cranked

Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.

Let’s get fucking cranked at Tyler’s party dude!

by M. Anthony L. August 8, 2020

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010

cawked

Drunk in New England.

You went to the bah and got all cawked up?

by Leesermay September 29, 2013

cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.

Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.

by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017

Canned

To be sprayed with bear mace

shit you hear that tim got canned?
damn for real that’s tuff

by KevinKulu December 5, 2018