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concrete lovemaking

The act of falling of your skateboard at grave speed hitting concrete / the ground.
I'm going skateboarding hopefully no more 'concrete lovemaking' like last week my skin needs to heal.
by MarcusRaptus August 3, 2014
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Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.
Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.
by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016
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Concrete Pillow

A pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (Chuck Fuckin' Norris)
I'm a huge pussy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when I sleep.
by Finn Germy June 2, 2017
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concrete sweet

I wouldn't try the rusty trombone with Shannon, she's concrete sweet.
by Spider1106 June 19, 2017
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concrete campers

A person or persons who live in a tent on concrete ; suburbanites of the lower class, who have not yet made it to the middle class standings.
Johnny leaves his minimum wage job and crawls into his cardboard box for the night, he is just one of many concrete campers just making it by.
by jotegg May 26, 2018
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Concrete Mixer

At least three guys cumming inside of someone then spinning that person around and around so the semen mixes.
At the gangbang, Stan was a Concrete Mixer
by DrunkAlcoholic May 16, 2018
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concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******
Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!
by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018
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