cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Cold Chisel

Cold Chisel are a hard rock band from Australia. They originally formed in 1973. They broke up in 1993 and have had various reunions over the years, their last reunion was in 2009 and they are still performing.

Cold Chisel play a hard-edged form of Australian pub rock frequently augmented by piano. They have played songs with a variety of tempos over the years, typically the "rockers" have a bluesy structure and a rockabilly flavour (a bit like a manic Creedence Clearwater Revival). They are also known for ballads such as 'Khe Sanh' (possibly their most well-known song) and atypical songs such as 'No Sense', a ska-influenced number about an obsessive fan.

The band is considered to be popular with yobbos/bogans, an uncultured subset of working-class European Australians, and for this they are much maligned. However if the knockers took some time to look over many of the song lyrics they would discover that the sophistication and introspection would match much of the best of what bands with more "high-class" fans have to offer, and would surpass them in heartfeltness and relevancy in the real world.

Members: Jimmy Barnes (vocals)

Ian Moss(guitar/vocals)

Don Walker(piano/keyboard)

Phil Small(bass)

Steve Prestwich(drummer) (dec.)

I saw Cold Chisel on stage at the Deniliquin Ute Muster in 2010 and they were great.

In a way it is good that they never made it big in America, they could have ended up doing an INXS and destroyed any credibility they have for ever after. Imagine Cold Chisel with a Canadian Elvis impersonator for a singer........

by Max Ballroom August 3, 2011

cold war friendship

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

by NeptuneLord May 1, 2020

cold calling

the process of approaching prospective customers or clients, typically via telephone, who were not expecting such an interaction. The word "cold" is sometimes thought of as being used because the person receiving the call is not expecting a call or has not specifically asked to be contacted by a sales person. It is pretty much another word of telemarketing

I hate when those people from overseas are cold calling me to sell me insurance that I already have.

by primetangent April 23, 2008

Cold Slither

The musical band formed by Cobra comrades in the "G.I. Joe" cartoon to hypnotize their listeners and turn them to evil.

"Cold Slither, you'll be joing us soon. A band of vipers playin' a tune."

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003

Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007