chap-dick

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.

"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."

by jinjo_one February 27, 2006

Bare Chaps

Extremely or uncomfortably cold. (Used predominantly by South Londoners)

Person 1: "What's the temp like?"

Person 2: "It's Bare Chaps out there bruv!"

by yalooze November 11, 2009

Chapped Sack

The extreme drying of the scrotum to the point in which the skin starts to peel or flake off. Usually occuring in Somolian teenagers due to their ritual of manhood in which they must dry their scrotum in sand for 7 days and 7 nights.

Mohammed's chapped sack was so intense that it required constant lubrication from his Ball Balm.(Chapstick for the Balls)

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 07, 2009

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 March 11, 2014

Chap catcher

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Chaps eye

The Politically correct term for a "Japs Eye"

I did a big cum from my chaps eye

by PloptimalPotato November 16, 2022

chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 17, 2010