Candice?

Candice would be a play on words,such as you like "cd's". Cd's nuts

Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth?

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

Chandy

Girl who is beautiful, smart, innocent, cute, and in general all good things, the complete package

That Girl. She is Chandy.

by Anonymousssss45 April 24, 2008

chandani

moon light, the light reflected from the moon

aaj chandani raat hai

by nonameatall May 18, 2008

Southampton Chandler

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009

candijew

A political candidate whose positions on the issues and qualifications are likely to be overshadowed by their Jewish heritage.

"some in the media feel that Mayor Michael Bloomberg's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short... Jewish... effete... Jewish... Bachelor... Jewish... Presidential.... Candijew."

by TooFolkGR July 20, 2007

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Dirty chandler

When you fuck someone in the ear so hard their brain explodes

Dude I just did a dirty chandler last night she can’t even think straight

by Sheizer222 March 30, 2020