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A classic, unique made of the purest natural fibers of the cosmos dust, loving, caring and compassionate. Honest to a fault , a true GOAT. A huge animal and nature lover, lover of fairness and justice and harmony, a natural healer and lover and seer of God in all things. They are undefinable free spirit with a love of home. A protector and nurturer. Intelligent, silly and wild. A pure gentle soul and the best of friends.
Aaj cares about the world.

Aaj is passionate.

You are lucky to know someone like Aaj.

Aaj will make you laugh for hours
Aaj by CatalinaMar December 25, 2024
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Aajonus Vonderplanitz

The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.
Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?

You: No, dude. Where is he?

Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.

You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!

Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
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Aajah Aajuni aaja aajal Aaji Aaj Aajaé aajahnae Aajajaaa Aajaleeah
This girl is a beauty with brains.Even though she may not use her brain too much, she is one intelligent girl.Don't piss her off, that won't really go great. She is a lot of an emotional girl and a lot of a kind person. She will always be there for you in your hard times and will be a great friend.
#girl1 : Did you hear about that guy who talked all trash about aajika?
#girl2 : yeah, he's in the hospital for it.
Aajika by LearnToLove <3 March 8, 2015
Come. An Hinglish word (Hindi/English).
Jimmy aaja, jimmy aaja. Such as in the song "Jimmy" by M.I.A
aaja by Turd de la Mer January 2, 2009

Aajajaaa 

Normally just a form a of showing excitement. Normally paired with Ujauaajjuaa.
Dave: Man I'm drowning this pizza quick!
Tiffany: Aajajaaa! Ujauaajjuaa!
Aajajaaa by Turtle :3 September 29, 2020
Aajuni is a person who thinks she is queen,she is always rude to her friends and acts like a bitch.
She always loves to post her pics on social Media
An Aajuni is a bad person,wouldn't like to be Aajuni
Aajuni by Chickennuggies0209 November 22, 2021
Aajah is one of the most loving , caring girls you can ever meet, she puts her all in everything and sometimes people tend to take disadvantage of her . Aajah's are known for firm booth and small Tities, if you ever end up with a Aajah never let go of her because she will ride with you until you die. She's very gorgeous and is very good in bed. She's very good at sucking dick especially when she's in the mood . Aajah tend to not get angry very easily she's outgoing and has such pure heart , she can go from a princess to a lion real fast.
Aajah is such a beauty
aajah by Aajahwheeler April 24, 2018