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Mt. Carmel

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Dude1 is incorrect. Mt. Carmel High School is being remodeled and should be complete by 2008. The school achieves great test scores and is rivaled against the relatively new school in Rancho Penasquitos, Westview High School. However, with the exception of the wrestling team, which is second only to Poway, Mt. Carmel has a generally poor athletics system. The school is pretty chill, and a great spot when you need to get some marijuana. Located in Rancho Penasquitos, which is in San Diego of Southern California, Mt. Carmel High School kicks major ass.
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Mount Carmel

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If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.

Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.

If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.
Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro
by kingkek December 20, 2017
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Kapaun Mt Carmel

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A Catholic School in Wichita Kansas, known for it's high learning standards, Kapaun has gained reputation for being a school where student doing drugs on school grounds namely cocaine,is common, dirty, dirty prostitutes, rainbow parties, herpies amoung the current junior class, and dirtier than dirt freshman girls.
Little boy: Mommy Mommy! That girl has herpies around her mouth!
Mom: Oh she probley goes to Kapaun Mt Carmel.

What color are you gonna be for the rainbow party tonight? i'm gonna be electric blue.

Kapaun Girl 1: Do I have to be teal color lipstick?
Kapaun Girl 2: Don't worry, it'll rub off.

(During third Planet job interview):
Worker:um...okay, what school did you attend or are currently attending?
KMCgirl: I attend Kapaun Mt Carmel
Worker:OKAY! you get the job.
by Dizzle6969 December 14, 2008
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Mount Carmel West

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A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!
"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"
by Chaosss! June 21, 2009
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southern carmel

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When you creampie a Latina woman and you suck the cum out and drizzle it on her
I want to Southern Carmel this fine Lady
by Dannyboi_1738 August 2, 2019
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Mt. Carmel

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Mt. Carmel High School is being remodeled and should be complete by 2008. The school achieves great test scores and is rivaled against the relatively new school in Rancho Penasquitos, Westview High School. With the exception of the wrestling team, which is second only to Poway, Mt. Carmel has a generally poor athletics system. However, their Dance Troupe is pretty hot. The school is pretty chill, and a great spot when you need to get some marijuana. Located in Rancho Penasquitos (little town filled with chill people), which is in San Diego of Southern California, Mt. Carmel High School kicks major ass.
Mt. Carmel and PQ are filled with chill people.
by PQ kid March 2, 2005
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Armpit Carmel

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Fibers of material that stick to ones ball-sack after extensive sweating
Me after working out: I've got enough armpit carmel to make a sweater
by funnyjunkie123 July 10, 2010
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