rescue call

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009

close call

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

by Philco January 15, 2008

call anytime

when someone tells you to call anytime, it means that they wouldn't mind talking to you anytime thus meaning you have a high possibility of hooking up

Dude: Hey, what's your number?

Chick: (Hands Dude the Number) Call anytime, babe.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel August 5, 2007

Trou Call

Any motivational phrase, saying or interjection said in a breathy, high-pitched squeal. Characteristic of "motivated" trou at West Point.

Typical Trou Calls: "Huuuu-eh!" "Air Asssalt!"

by bitterplebe February 12, 2009

Better call Saul

A independent prequel of Saul Goodman, a character in the series Breaking Bad.

Better call Saul is so damn good, can't wait of season 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

by crcdj March 29, 2011

call fives

to insure that no one sits in your seat for five minutes if you get up (to throw out trash, go to the bathroom, grab some chips, etc.)
it literally means that you call your seat for five minutes; if you call fives, get up, and come back ten minutes later, your seat is liable to be taken
a very good system to avoid fights, bad feelings, and general undesirable situations
there is no such thing as 'calling tens' or any number other than five; this is because five minutes is a reasonable amount of time to be gone for

"I call fives, as I'm just getting a soda from downstairs. If anyone takes my seat, I will personally kick you in the nuts until you bleed."

by The Easter Bunny September 3, 2005