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pulling a camron

when a roomate masterbates in the sock of another and deny's responsibility for the sticky transaction.
bro i went to put on my sock this morning, but i think someone was pulling a camron in it last night because it was all sticky.i asked john but he told me that it was his sock and it was only gum.
by matt g nukka January 6, 2008
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Carbon Bone

like a regular hard-on, but way harder..firm to the point of causing extreme pain to the "carbon bone-ee"
Man after my hoe left last night I couldn't get rid of my Carbon Bone for like 3 hours.
by Mark E. July 20, 2006
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carbon unit

The human operator of a machine, a computer, or any device in general that is having "problems" or "errors" or "is malfunctioning" in the eyes of that operator. In this case, the problems, errors, and malfunction is actually a problem with the operator and not the machine, computer, or device.
Customer: What was the problem with my computer?

Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.
by darrelld September 29, 2008
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Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.
by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009
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carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.
Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.
by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007
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carbon neutral

A process that do not increase net atmospheric carbon dioxide.
Oil made from prehistoric switch grass that produced enough 02 when alive to offset the C02 released when burned as oil is carbon neutral!
by mattyjordo March 21, 2007
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Camron

A beautiful thicc boi, he only wants a good smelling coochie. But he is constantly being chased by horny gay men. His cock is throbbing so god damn hard, and yet he never gets these hoes. RIP our boi Camron who is constantly edgy
Adan: YOU'RE A GAY
Camron: We live in a society *rapes Adan*
by FatShitCracker October 28, 2019
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