P.C.I.

Stands for "Persons Condoning Intelligence." A movement created by an individual known solely as "the milkman," P.C.I. is the antithesis of following of the group I.C.P. "Insane Clown Posse" (juggalos) It seeks to promote individuality, equality and personal growth without the use of inordinate violence and shitty hip hop. Members of P.C.I. believe that you can empower yourself through the vehicles of constructive self -criticism and hard work, rather than the vehicles of explicit song lyrics and smeared face paint. Although the group is not directly opposed to the Insane Clown Posse, it is more opposed to the Juggalo culture that the group creates. Juggaloes (although many of which are failures at life) prey on other members of society (i.e. ones that have a future aside from joining the plumbers union) in order to debase their confidence and give menial false vindication to their already insignificant lives (if you're a juggalo reading this, i bet you had to open a dictionary to figure out what those words mean). But otherwise, members of P.C.I. have 4 simple rules a) you feel like you have some self worth b)you have attained some success in your life aside from landing a job at a trucking company d) you believe Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope cannot compare to 2pac, Jay-Z, Nas, Eminem, Biggie, Andre 3000, etc. e) You don't believe magnets are a "Miracle" .If you believe any of these things, congratulations because you are officially a member of P.C.I.

Ex 1)
Juggalette: Oh Yeah Son! You better not mess with I.C.P. We're dangerous and will kill you.

Any Person with Common Sense (P.C.I.): Shut the Fuck up you ugly bitch. You wouldn't last a day in the Bronx.

Ex 2) Juggalo: You pussies better watch out. I'll tear you from limb to limb. I max out at 130 on the bench

Mike: Awesome you dumb fuck. I'm gonna go study for the SAT.

Ex 3) Juggalo: Yo, you wanna mess you fuckin' pussie?

Person with Real Street Cred: You just fucked with the wrong bull. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A REAL LESSON NOW MOTHERFUCKER. PUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH ON THE CURB...

by EnoughAlready132 September 6, 2011

C.A.P.

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.

OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!

by JoJo May 13, 2005

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

C.A.P.

(Cheap-Ass Phone)
Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.

My sister had the nerve to try and put my mom and I on three-way, knowing her C.A.P. would disconnect us before we could say "Hi".

by LaTasha Voelkel July 15, 2006

C.E.P.

Chief Executive Puppet.

The Controllers told the C.E.P. (Chief Executive Puppet)—posing as the Chief Executive Officer—what to do. He did his part to the letter and ordered his subordinates to do complete the task, not wearing any gas masks.

by but for January 4, 2019

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

The acronym used to remember the breakdown of species classification, with the genus and species comprising the scientific name. (ex. Human= Homo (Genus) Sapien (Species))

Kings...Kingdom
Play....Phylum
Chess...Class
On......Order
Fine....Family
Green...Genus
Sand....Species

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is the abbreviated form of biological classifications.

by keput April 23, 2007

M.P.C.

Look up Mo' Pussy Crew.

Everyone look out!! The M.P.C. are shit-faced drunk and there coming this way, protect your crotches. They're infamous for pounding crotches HARDSTYLE!!

by King of Hearts August 19, 2006