The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again

An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.

by DPlatt January 12, 2009

Blow

A magical white powder which gives strippers super powers, such as the ability to convince a drunk loser that he's the most desirable man on the planet.

Occasionally referred to as cocaine.

"Hurry up and chop me a line of blow, Porsche, I go on stage next."

by Princess Wordplay December 5, 2012

low blow

to say something disrespectful or untrue to someone.

Bernie Sanders to Clinton "Madam Secretary, That was a low blow"

by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

Blow for Blow

Going Blow for Blow can mean

Going for a punch while being handed a punch
For example let's say you are person A and person A hits Person B. Person B hits Person A right after Person A sends a punch to Person B, and it's just this repeated process of handing punches right to each other without any sort of defense or hesitation.

We also have blow for blow in a figurative sense, a prank war is a great example of this. As Person A rips a page out of Person B's favorite book, Person B breaks Person A's favorite pencil. It's just a constant battle of retaliation

"THIS IS UNBELIVABLE THEY HAVE COMPLETELY DITCHED THEIR DEFENSE AND ARE NOW GOING BLOW FOR BLOW"

by Ant0in3 December 29, 2018

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

blow fun

A phrase used to define the act of oral sex when received by a man. This is used to replace the old name, blow job, which can be likened to work, or something unpleasant.

I was a a party last night and was lucky enough to receive blow fun from several or the girls. or, That blow fun was great mary, do you think we could do it again?

by Mr. Ecuador November 8, 2007