"Jon": Rob, I didn't shoot the DJ. But I do have a boner.
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".
by Count Samizoth October 27, 2010
Get the Kill Boner mug.noun- 1) the result of getting extremely excited from a college sporting event.
2)The exhilaration from expressing overwhelming pride for one's alma mater.
3) Literally getting so spirited for your school that you become sexually aroused.
2)The exhilaration from expressing overwhelming pride for one's alma mater.
3) Literally getting so spirited for your school that you become sexually aroused.
"WOW! I was so pumped when the Bruins came back to win in over time that I had a raging spirit boner!"
by C.T. McGee December 9, 2008
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When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
by Professor Boner November 2, 2011
Get the Boner Breaker 9000 mug.A penis that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)
Nyquilla busted in on me dropping a deuce and saw my johnson before I even had time to work up a show boner.
by Big Gus Dickus August 1, 2008
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Get the water boner mug.when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.
me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies
by baml1234 April 21, 2019
Get the Heart Boner mug.An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
by stbn January 3, 2010
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