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blitzkrieg

A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.
"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."
by tonycapone September 25, 2006
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Blitzkrieg

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.
Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.
by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011
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Rainbow Blitz

Nobody knows why he was created or who created him, but he is the boy version of the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash. His pony form looks like: Rainbow tail and hair, sky blue body, rose eyes, and his cutie mark is on his thigh, witch is a cloud with a lightning bolt shaped rainbow. His human form looks like this: Sky blue skin, rainbow hair, rose eyes, baby blue jacket with white sleeves, ripped blue jeans, and his shoes are blue sneakers with white stripes. The back of his sneakers have little wing looking objects witch are baby blue.
by Rainbow Blitz February 15, 2014
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The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz

A modification of the engage 8 (which is when you like as many things as you can, at least 40 or 50, on a person's facebook wall) only in this version, you and a friend mutually decide to Engage 8 someone on the same day or consecutive days. For best results, do it on a person who has a good sense of humor.

DISCLAIMER: If the person deletes you as a friend, The Yeti Wayne is not responsible.
Bobby: Hey Food Stampz, what should we do today?

Food Stampz: I was thinking of engage 8'ing that cutie Allous2000

Bobby: That's weird! So was I!

FSZ: Well we could both do it
Bobby: yeah we'll do The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz!
by The Yeti Wayne May 13, 2010
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blitz

the counter to the "Shotty" rule, a mad dash for the front seat of a vehicle, when two persons are in competition for the front passenger seat and the first person calls "Shotty" the second person can call "Blitz" (one may call shotty no-blitz to prevent the blitz rule from being valid)
"Shotty!"
"Blitz" (both dash for car)
by L.Czemba January 13, 2004
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blitztwieg

After @douchemanteu's last blitztwieg, he lost a ton of followers, but he amused himself greatly.
by Douchemanteau August 10, 2010
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Blitzwinger

The Big Bad Blitwinger
Yes sir Blitzwinger
by Emernoterald December 19, 2020
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