Brexit

Brek-zit (noun, adj)

Sexual Act:
Pulling out when you're annoyed about either immigrants or fish, then negotiating an Actical 50 (cumming over your member state / body part of preference).

"I was doin' this Polish lass but she smelt well fishy so I brexit right out of there, union jacked it a bit and devalued the pound all over her tits.

by Geekeh June 13, 2017

brexit

When a person or group takes a decision based on emotions rather than sound logical reasoning and it significantly spoils the situation for those involved .

shorthand for 'shooting yourself in the foot'.

'Dont breakup with him, its brexit if you do !'

'Buying this house is brexit'

by Toruk Macto June 25, 2016

beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018

Brexit

When you parents say they're going to leave but spend the next two hours still talking to you in the doorway as they say "I'm gonna let you go."

Man, I was hoping for some peace and quiet after having my parents over for dinner, but they won't stop Brexiting my apartment! It's been an hour and a half since they said they were going to leave.

by RamenC March 29, 2019

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

Brexit

To Brexit is to exit and somehow make everyone feel worse than when you were there.

Gonna go get KFC and not come back. Get Brexited nibbas! Walloped! Boom! KaCHOW!!!

by Brandon Pennycook May 27, 2018

Brexit

Act of deliberate harm to a nation in order to profit by shorting its currency, short-selling shares and bonds, and by farming out lucrative government contracts to cronies.

See also: insurance job.

The whole country went tits up, but I don't care because Brexit made me seriously rich.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021