Blitzball

A fictional game used in Final Fantasy X. The object is to hit the ball into the other person's goal.

Jecht is the Blitzball champ.

by Mesna January 13, 2004

London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

by Stæcei April 23, 2015

blitz

Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.

Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.

by MonicaEGeller March 16, 2015

Jizz Blitz

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.

"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"

by Veggiezombie69 October 8, 2008

blitzball

A fictitious game from the novel A Separate Peace that combines the elements of soccer, American football and the Blitzkrieg to form a fast-paced and unpredictable activity.

Finny accidentally created the game of Blitzball while playing on the field with Gene.

by mr_shling April 23, 2004

blitz out with your tits out

To proverbially rock out with your cock out if your genitals happen to be on the inside.

My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.

by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008

beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"

by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018